Ain't that the truth. You are probably a carbon-based terrestrial life form with Internet access... and you seem to have stumbled across my digital presence. Hi! I'm Adam. I'll be your tour guide for (as well as the subject of) this web site. Just an earth-bound misfit, I am a blue-eyed, brown-haired, six-foot tall, non-thin white male, 47 years of age.

I live in Southfield, Michigan, in the United States of America, on the planet most of us call Earth. (For my fellow geography geeks, I live at 42.49837565 north latitude and 83.30787745 west longitude.) Southfield is a suburb of Detroit, the largest city in the state. I was born in metro Detroit, and I have many family members and friends here in the Motor City.